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Chicago Escorts and Cookies

  I have taken a poll of all the girls here at our Chicago Escort Agency, and we all agree. Girl Scout Cookies are EVIL. First: they only come around once a year. Second: they are an American Institution. So you must purchase them to keep the free world afloat....

Chicago Escorts Take on Manscaping

Chicago Escorts Take on Manscaping Most of this is my opinion with feedback from the Chicago Escorts as well. Do not want to offend anyone. But sometimes we just have to tell you. Check it out: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manscaping The definition...

Schweaty Balls

           Schweaty Balls   One of the Naperville Escorts emailed a video from SNL about Schweaty Balls. And of course, it started a big discussion here at our Chicago Escort Service. Summer is coming and so is: Hot Nuts Swamp Balls Sweaty Sack Bad Breath Balls      ...

Chicago Escort Talk and Rants

                        Rantings of a Chicago Escort. My name is Lucy and I am a retired Chicago Escort. I have decided to contribute some blogs to California Blondes. I have been writing my thoughts down for years. Now I can share them.            Here are some...